the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
So today is my 19th birthday and my parents have been super secretive about my cake for like a week. Turns out they searched through months worth of NightValeRadio tweets to find a birthday related one for my cake. And the people at the cake place had absolutely no idea what it was referring to and still have no clue what the design was all about.
THATS GOOD PARENTING RIGHT THERE
jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
but people who get all ‘think of the children!’ when you mention putting queer characters in kids shows piss me off so much
because I am thinking of the children
the queer children who are living in a world that tells them they are wrong at every turn, that denies their existence and refuses to allow them a happy ending
I’m thinking of those children
I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW.
I WAS BORED AND DECIDED TO GO BACK AND EDIT THE BLOOD AND MAKEUP OFF OF GAMZEE’S FACE AND I DOWNLOADED THIS FRAME .GIF FROM THE LAST UPDATE
AND WHEN I OPENED IT, IT SHOWED UP LIKE THIS.
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE FILE WAS CORRUPTED AND NO MATTER HOW I SAVED IT, THE FILE WAS STILL CORRUPTED AND WOULDN’T UPLOAD TO TUMBLR.
THIS IS A SCREENSHOT OF THE PICTURE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I COULD GET IT ON HERE
PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THIS HAPPENED OR I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS GOOD I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT.
That’s it it’s all over man, you broke the seal and released him from the confines of his fictional prison. The murder clown is coming for all of us now.
This looks awesome :O
Not sure if terrified or impressed
I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago
i saw some left out on the other thing
shout outs are the best thing no matter what
Somethings wrong here and i know it.
don’t forget there’s also a lesbian badass vampire lady with a shitload of outfits…
Does this count
oh my god
Hey guys look
It’s a mii Mario!
So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut
She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well
Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.
I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNINGWe were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair
YOU ARE MY HERO
Reblogging just for the caption.
UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.
tbh this is the best thing on my dash